This is the group of people who shall be MSTing whenever I feel like being me, rather than being in-character with other characters.
The current cast of characters in a particular chapter will usually be MSTing their idiotic selves as portrayed in fiction, due to it being hilarious in my eyes to see Albus Dumbledore react to "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERFUKERS!!!"
Rytex - Rytex is my Nobody from the KH Universe, and as such, is an expert on all things Mary Sue, having been one in the past. He shamelessly points out every failure the author could possibly make, comparing the mistakes and failures to that of such accomplished and talented (that was sarcasm, Twihards) writers as Tara Gilesbie, Jenna Silverblade (or whatever her IRL name is), and Stephanie Meyer. His text will usually appear Black.
Exsan - Exsan is Rytex's best friend, and he can identify Plot-Rape a mile away. He is a rather quiet character for the most part, preferring only to speak whenever he feels he is needed, and since the author needs to know her (for all fanfiction writers are girls (even though I'm a guy)) failures explicitly in the Plot-Rape category. His text will usually appear Grey-Silver.
Xemyli - Rytex's girlfriend. She, being a rather empathic girl, can tell when people have been hit by the OOC-Machine. She is more gentle and understanding than her two assholes of male friends before her. She will usually defend the author unless the author makes a terrible mistake that deserves her hatred, whereupon Xemyli's trust is gone for good, and she will forever regret making Xemyli an enemy. Her text usually appears Brown.
Dalen - When a cliche' villain hath appeared and useth weapons that appear to be badass, you can expect Dalen to be sporking. He loves criticizing, and he especially loves glorifying himself as the ultimate villain while tearing down everyone except Stephanie Meyer, who he considers his idol for the abomination she let loose upon this earth. His text appears Blue-Purple.
- The Cast